You Are So Fucked began as a direct response to what Stephen Heaney saw missing in the market. Businesses needed clean, functional websites without the corporate fluff or sky-high agency fees.
We believe your website is often the first impression potential customers have of your business. A well-designed, functional site builds trust, showcases your work, and turns visitors into clients. That's what we do at You Are So Fucked.
Stephen leads every project with hands-on expertise in web design and strategy. Dedicated to turning ideas into functional, modern websites that actually work.
Founder and Lead Designer
Stephen founded You Are So Fucked to help New York businesses build credible online presences. He handles strategy, design, and development for every project.
Web Developer
Elena brings technical precision to every build, turning designs into fast, responsive websites. She works directly with Stephen to deliver seamless user experiences.
Small businesses across New York trust You are so fucked to build websites that actually work and bring in leads.
Stephen built us a clean, professional website that immediately improved how clients see our business. It's simple to navigate and actually brings in leads.
Jessica Martinez
Owner, Local Consulting Firm
We needed help making our online presence look legitimate. You are so fucked delivered exactly that without unnecessary complexity. Fast, professional, no frustration.
Marcus Thompson
Founder, Digital Marketing Agency
Stephen understood what we needed before we fully articulated it. The website he built fits our brand and gets the job done. Solid work at a fair price.
Rachel Kim
Co-founder, E-commerce Startup
Getting a website from a solo developer felt risky until we worked with Stephen. He communicated clearly, delivered on time, and built something we're genuinely proud of.
David Patel
Owner, Boutique Services
We were intimidated by the whole website process. Stephen broke it down, explained everything clearly, and built us something functional that makes sense for our business.
Elena Rossi
Manager, Local Retail Shop
We needed our site updated fast and You are so fucked made it happen. The whole process was straightforward, the communication was clear, and the results exceeded what we expected.
James Wilson
Executive Director, Nonprofit Organization
Since launching, we've helped New York businesses establish credible digital foundations and reach their customers through modern, functional design.
10+
Sites launched
Custom websites designed and built for New York businesses looking to establish their online presence.
100%
Client satisfaction
Every project delivered with attention to functionality, design quality, and your specific business needs.
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Dedicated specialist
You work directly with Stephen Heaney on your project from start to finish without handoffs.
24h
Response time
Emails answered same business day so you stay informed and moving forward on your web project.
Reach out to You Are So Fucked to discuss your website needs and how we can help establish your business online.